Girl wielding pen: Sometimes I want to write on your face.Guy: That’s okay. Sometimes I want to cum on your face.Girl: Yeah, I know you do. I saw your porn collection.Guy: So sue me. But look, I’m not talking about covering your face in jizz. Just a little on the side.Girl: A little on the side?Guy: Like on your cheek or the corner of your mouth.Girl: I don’t think so.Guy: You should.
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