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High-Motility Wednesday One-Liners

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Professor: Skeet is when a man pulls out of the vagina or anus and has an orgasm on the man or woman. It’s also come to refer to the ejaculate itself. –NYU classroom Woman on cell: Nice. I just realized I’ve been wandering around with doughnut glaze stuck to my cheek like dried cum. –44th & 8th Sex ed teacher: The penis can’t urinate and, um, spermate at the same time. –Berkeley Carroll School...

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